Rooms in Grurglegut the Dragon

• A Foreleg - This is a very narrow passageway ... and it just keeps jiggling and jerking around! It goes up ... it goes down ... erk! Your stomach seems to want to do some complaining. Perhaps you'd better find more stable ground.
• A Foreleg - There's a bend in the little tunnel now, and you're half afraid to continue. The angle of the corner keeps changing, and you realize you must be in the dragon's foreleg! You wonder what he's doing that makes him move around so much!
• A Foreleg - You must be near his crawls, because you can't go any further. You're not sure, but you think you can hear some high pitched screaming not too far away ... and some strange crunching and snapping sounds. Hmm ... what on earth could he be doing?
• A Foreleg - This is a very narrow passageway ... and it just keeps jiggling and jerking around! It goes up ... it goes down ... erk! Your stomach seems to want to do some complaining. Perhaps you'd better find more stable ground.
• A Foreleg - There's a bend in the little tunnel now, and you're half afraid to continue. The angle of the corner keeps changing, and you realize you must be in the dragon's foreleg! You wonder what he's doing that makes him move around so much!
• A Foreleg - You must be near his crawls, because you can't go any further. You're not sure, but you think you can hear some high pitched screaming not too far away ... and some strange crunching and snapping sounds. Hmm ... what on earth could he be doing?
• A Gentle Glade - Ah nature! How sweeeet it is to wander about - enjoying the smell of flowers and the sight of the nearly cloudless blue sky. You are wonderfully invigorated and feel a bounce enter your step as you proceed in placid confidence. You see a little sign nailed to a tree.
• A Heart Chamber - Whoa there! This place is downright dangerous! The walls squeeze in and out repeatedly, and you feel like your ears (not to mention the rest of you) are going to burst! The flow is so strong that you can't go back the way you came.
• A Heart Chamber - Whoa there! This place is downright dangerous! The walls squeeze in and out repeatedly, and you feel like your ears (not to mention the rest of you) are going to burst! The flow is so strong that you can't go back the way you came.
• A Hot Passageway - What is THIS? It smells strongly of sulphur in here ... and it's hotter than blue blazes!!! Whew! There's nothing you've ever learned in anatomy that you can compare it to ... but then again, they never gave you Dragongut Antomy 101 in school, either. A red glow comes from a pit at your feet, and sulphurous vapors waft up and make your eyes water. Doesn't look like going down there would be such a good idea ...
• A Hot Passageway - You're beginning to think that being here may not be such a good idea. I mean, what if the dragon decides to belch a bit of fire while you're in here? You'd be TOAST! ... erm ... and burnt toast at that.
• A Hot Passageway - Things are really nasty in here! The walls (or whatever they are) are all scorched, and it's terribly hot! You've worried that the dragon is going to decide to have a weenie roast any minute, and that you'll be in the way when he does. This really is not a wise place to settle in.
• A Kidney - As soon as you got here, you could sense a change. For on thing, the smell suddenly became very unpleasant, sort of ammonia-like. And then, to top it all off, the blood became yellow and ... hey wait! Yellow blood? ACK! Ewwwww! Quick! Where's the exit?
• A Kidney - As soon as you got here, you could sense a change. For on thing, the smell suddenly became very unpleasant, sort of ammonia-like. And then, to top it all off, the blood became yellow and ... hey wait! Yellow blood? ACK! Ewwwww! Quick! Where's the exit? Wait! Is that a drawing on the wall?
• A Little Path - Whoa! You barely made it across!!! As soon as you put your feet on the bank the log rolled away and floated down the stream! You watch in dismay as it disappears around a bend. Ooooooh well. It's still such a nice day! You figure you'll just mosey along on this cozy little path until you see another bridge - or a narrow place that you can cross. Hmm ... there's a strange smell in the air on this side of the stream ...
• A Peaceful Glade - How lovely! Birds are singing sweetly in the trees, filling the air with music so moving that it nearly brings tears to your eyes! You can't remember the last time you felt so ... well soooo ... wellll, soooo good!
• A Verdant Glade - Ahhhhhhhh! You could stay here forever! There's just something about wandering around in the countryside - smelling the clean fresh air - that is so inimitable! You would just love to stretch out in the soft grass amid the fragrant flowers, and let the sun warm you as you doze! There is a log across a little stream to the south ... it looks like you can walk across to the other side - IF you're careful.
• A Wee Little Tube - It's just a wee wee little tube ... or is that a little wee wee tube? I guess it's all in the way you look at it. Whatever, it's cramped and very unpleasant in here ... you may want to think of moving on ...
• Butterfly Cage - This non-descript little pocket behind the valve is just chock full of butterflies! Wow! This must be where they come from when he gets butterflies in his stomach! That thought makes you pause - what on earth could possibly give a huge dragon like that butterflies in his tummy?!?!
• Down a Hind Leg - Because of the location, you guess that you must be in the dragon's leg. Amazing! It really IS hollow! You wonder if this is REALLY where most of the extra food he eats goes ...
• Down a Hind Leg - You're about midway along the dragon's leg. You never realized how big they are! It's awfully empty in here ... if he stores his food in a hollow leg then he must be getting hungry ...
• Down a Hind Leg - Because of the location, you guess that you must be in the dragon's leg. Amazing! It really IS hollow! You wonder if this is REALLY where most of the extra food he eats goes ...
• Down a Hind Leg - You're about midway along the dragon's leg. You never realized how big they are! It's awfully empty in here ... if he stores his food in a hollow leg then he must be getting hungry ...
• Dragon Foot - You're at the very bottom - and you realize you must be in the dragon's foot! The whole thing begins to jerk wildly around and you hear a tremendous bellow! Oh no! Heyyy ... wait ... that sounds more like a laugh! The dragon must be tickled by something. Uh oh ... can you do that to a dragon from the inside?
• Dragon Foot - You're at the very bottom - and you realize you must be in the dragon's foot! The whole thing begins to jerk wildly around and you hear a tremendous bellow! Oh no! Heyyy ... wait ... that sounds more like a laugh! The dragon must be tickled by something. Uh oh ... can you do that to a dragon from the inside?
• Dragon Hype - errr Hip - Even if a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet, you'd still rather have rose hip tea than dragon hip tea! :P Anyways, being here leaves you with a choice of directions ...
• Dragon Hype - errr Hip - Even if a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet, you'd still rather have rose hip tea than dragon hip tea! :P Anyways, being here leaves you with a choice of directions ...
• Dragon Patty - . . . A C K ! . . . THUMP! After the fall you had when you crawled though that little hole, you're relieved that you landed in a nice soft pile of ... of ... OH YUCK! You've never been so disgusted in your whole life!!! You climb out of the pile and try to clean up as best as you can as you search for the exit.
• Dragon Toes - You come to end and you realize there's no place to go but back. You must have found the dragon's toes! This one is the size of a minivan! You could squeeze the entire London Philharmonic in here! You think you see bits and pieces of food clinging to the, ah, walls ... so he DOES store his spare food in here!
• Dragon Toes - You come to end and you realize there's no place to go but back. You must have found the dragon's toes! This one is the size of a minivan! You could squeeze the entire London Philharmonic in here! You think you see bits and pieces of food clinging to the, ah, walls ... so he DOES store his spare food in here!
• Free At Last! - You are ***soooo*** glad you've come out the, erm, "other end" of this adventure alive! And in one piece!!! The river just ahead of you looks so good! You can hear birds singing in the trees, your heart lightens, and all is well again! You feel a bounce come into your step as you set your foot on the path ... oh uh ... you are suddenly struck by a horrible feeling of deja vu .... *eek!*
• Further Down the Gullet - Boy! This is one long esophagus! Peristalsis just keeps moving you along - closer and closer to that horrendous dragon gut! You begin to wonder if you should just have taken your chances with the teeth in the big guy's mouth ... I mean ... you really don't want to think about where you're heading now ...
• Gurglegut The Dragon - OH NO! When you pulled the branch you lost your balance and tumbled forward - right in front of this - of this - HUGE dragon! He must be as big as a HOUSE! Or bigger even! And the smell!!! Yeeeech! Now you know why things smelled so bad! This clearing is all scorched, and there are piles of nasty brown poo as deep as two men! Oh my! Is that a foot sticking out of that pile????
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• Gurglegut's Gut - This place is HUGE! It's like a big squirming cavern! And there's movement all around you! Half digested food is being attacked by the dragon's digestive fluids ... and the stomach walls themselves keep shifting and moving in a, well, nauseating way. Hooo boy! You'd better find a way out of here ...
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and although it's a bit dim in here, you can see well enough to realize that you're seeing things that no one else has ever seen before! (Well, at least not from THIS perspective!)
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Network of Arteries - The blood flow just carries you along, and you are wide eyed with amazement as you watch things go by! There's an unbelievable amount of stuff going on in here. You never dreamed dragon anatomy could be so interesting!
• In a Nostril - It takes you a minute or two to realize that you're standing in one of the dragon's nostrils! Right at the moment the scenery through the nostril is moving wildly ... and the whole nose around you begins to twitch ... uh oh ... is that a sneeze coming? A flap of skin at the front of the nostril closes - trapping you in here at this critical time! Oh no! Maybe you can shove it back open and make your escape before the sneeze hits!
• In the Dragon's Maw - Oh no! Not again! You're back on that rolly polly tongue that keeps trying to get you between those sharp snapping teeth! Wisdom urges you to move on ...
• In the Gall Bladder - Ewwwww! What a nasty place! You smell - and taste - bile as you enter this close, dark little place. That darn dragon's got a lot of gall to put a place like this in your path! :P
• In the Left Lung - As you enter this place you hear a tremendous wheezing sound! You wonder what on earth it could be!?! Whatever it is, it sounds BIG and asthmatic. It dawns on you that you must have made it up to one of the dragon's lungs! Wow! You're getting the full tour! You notice a little sign floating along beside you ...
• In the Liver - Things got real dark when you came into here, and you wonder where on earth, I mean in the dragon, you are now! You see a little sign floating along nearby ... maybe that can give you some sort of idea of where you are ...
• In the Right Lung - As you enter this place you hear a tremendous wheezing sound! You wonder what on earth it could be!?! Whatever it is, it sounds BIG and asthmatic. It dawns on you that you must have made it up to one of the dragon's lungs! Wow! You're getting the full tour! You notice a little sign floating along beside you ...
• Inside the Ulcer - Wow! A whole new world! You're swimming right along in here as if it were the most natural thing in the world. Erm ... gee. Well ... you'll be just fine - as long as you don't really THINK about it. *ahem*
• It's Wrinkly and Red, Butt It Is No Rose! - Argh! This is awful! The walls of this tube are squeezing you from every side! You feel like you're going to suffocate! And the smell ... maybe suffocating would actually be preferable! You can see a bit of light through a tiny hole straight down ...
• Large Intestines - It looks like you're wandering down a huge wrinkly tube ... and you can feel it giving way a bit under your feet. A peristaltic movement tries to move you along, but you're able to fight it most of the time. The odor in here is absolutely unbelievable! You are spending almost all of your time fighting with a very unpleasant reaction your stomach is having in response to the intense smell.
• Large Intestines - You're at the top of the tube, and you find that the only way to go from here is down, or into a much smaller tube to the east. It looks like you'd have to crawl in on your hands and knees if you wanted to go that way! Oh Yeeech!
• Large Intestines - It looks like you're wandering down a huge wrinkly tube ... and you can feel it giving way a bit under your feet. A peristaltic movement tries to move you along, but you're able to fight it most of the time. The odor in here is absolutely unbelievable! You are spending almost all of your time fighting with a very unpleasant reaction your stomach is having in response to the intense smell. The tube plunges down or goes west from here.
• Large Intestines - You're about halfway down this huge ugly tube ... and the smell hasn't improved much - in fact, if anything, it's worse! The peristalsis nudges you on ... along with a lot of other, erm, things. :P
• Large Intestines - It looks like you're wandering down a huge wrinkly tube ... and you can feel it giving way a bit under your feet. A peristaltic movement tries to move you along, but you're able to fight it most of the time. The odor in here is absolutely unbelievable! You are spending almost all of your time fighting with a very unpleasant reaction your stomach is having in response to the intense smell. The tube goes up or west from here.
• Large Intestines - It looks like you're wandering down a huge wrinkly tube ... and you can feel it giving way a bit under your feet. A peristaltic movement tries to move you along, but you're able to fight it most of the time. The odor in here is absolutely unbelievable! You are spending almost all of your time fighting with a very unpleasant reaction your stomach is having in response to the intense smell.
• Large Intestines - It looks like you're wandering down a huge wrinkly tube ... and you can feel it giving way a bit under your feet. A peristaltic movement tries to move you along, but you're able to fight it most of the time. The odor in here is absolutely unbelievable! You are spending almost all of your time fighting with a very unpleasant reaction your stomach is having in response to the intense smell. From here you can climb up the tube or go east.
• Last Stop Before the Big Drop - You dig your heels in as you see yourself slide to edge of a dark hole. Peristalsis is pretty persistant though, and you just know that you're going to go over the edge! It sounds like a ZOO down there!
• Next Week - Luckily, Next Week ended up being nice and soft, and you pick yourself up and dust yourself off with only minimal bumps and bruises. Well! At least you're back outside now! WOOP! Where's the exit? You are quite ready to chalk this all up as a figment of your imagination!
• On the Log - OOooooOOOooooo ... this may not have been the best idea. The log under your feet is very "rolly" ... and you can feel it shifting with each step you take. You hope you can keep your footing til you get to the other side!
• Overgrown Path - As you go along you realize that the path has changed, erm, character a bit. It's more overgrown ... and there's a smell in the air. You have no idea what it could possibly be! It seems like a cross between something burning and a really really big manure pile. It's getting pretty strong, too.
• Sliding Down the Gullet - As soon as you stepped into here, peristalsis took over. The way back towards the mouth is closed off completely and you're inexorably being shoved downwards towards the stomach ... although up and down don't mean an awful lot in here ...
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Small Intestines - What a twisty-turney mess! You're crawling along this obnoxiously odorous tunnel ... unable even to dodge, erm, things that come your way. The tunnel seems to wind and twist in all sorts of directions until you can't tell up from down anymore! Where is the END of this darn tunnel?
• Tail End - This is strange! It's like you're entering a long long tunnel. Sometimes it's straight and sometimes it curves ... and every now and then it either whips back and forth from side to side or whumps up and down like a ... oh doh! A tail! It gets narrower to the east.
• Tail End - This is strange! It's like you're entering a long long tunnel. Sometimes it's straight and sometimes it curves ... and every now and then it either whips back and forth from side to side or whumps up and down like a ... oh doh! A tail! It gets narrower to the east.
• Tail End - This is strange! It's like you're entering a long long tunnel. Sometimes it's straight and sometimes it curves ... and every now and then it either whips back and forth from side to side or whumps up and down like a ... oh doh! A tail! It gets narrower to the east.
• Tail End - This is strange! It's like you're entering a long long tunnel. Sometimes it's straight and sometimes it curves ... and every now and then it either whips back and forth from side to side or whumps up and down like a ... oh doh! A tail! It tapers to a point to the east.
• The Big Drop - . . BUMP! . . . BANG! . . . SPLOOT! . . . E E K ! . . . KA-WHUMP! Erm, ouch!
• The Bladder - If it weren't for the unbelievable stench, this would be a lot like a big swimming pool - with yellow water. You're half afraid that the dragon will decide to relieve himself ... but you also realize that there may not be another way out of here. Maybe you could hurry things along a bit by pressing on that little valve on the bottom of the, erm, "pool."
• The Brain - Wow! Look at this big hollow place! It's the size of a mall in here! You could bivouac an entire regiment and still have room for a car salesmen convention! There's a little sign right at the entrance here ...
• The Brain - Wow! Look at this big hollow place! It's the size of a mall in here! You could bivouac an entire regiment and still have room for a car salesmen convention. You bet the accoustics in here would be real good for a nice big orchestra.
• What's That Odor? - Wheeeeeew! What a smell! It's so strong here it makes your eyes water! There must a big farm here someplace - and it must be on fire or something. But, the odor of burning isn't nearly as strong as that manure odor! And now there's another odor that's mixing in with it all ... musky somehow ... like a seriously filthy reptile cage ...