Rooms in Movie Land

• A Dance Hall - You are inside what looks like a rehearsal room for some big name Hollywood musical. Famous stars glide past you without giving you a second glance. You gape in awe at the magnificent scenery, the brilliant costumes, and the music! Oh the MUSIC! Dance! Dance!
• A Desert Landscape - The Interior of the Death Star You have entered a long corridor that runs through the center of the Death Star. To the west you see that the passage ends in a dead end, while to the east you see a blinding white haze.
• A Deserted Town - This town was once ruled by two rival families, the Rojos and the Baxters, until the Man With No Name stirred up a war, and the Rojos wiped out the Baxters, and were subsequently wiped out by the Man With No Name...
• A Junction - You have reached a point where you can head east toward a small Shaolin temple, south toward the sea, or back west toward the city.
• A Luxurious Hotel - You have entered the lobby of a luxurious hotel, and though there seem to be some legitimate customers, most of the people gathered here appear to be mobsters...
• A Narrow Street - You are heading along a narrow street past tall, weatherbeaten tenements. Ragged people stare miserably at you, and you feel pity for them (but not enough to give up any of your hard-earned gold!).
• A Narrow Street - You are heading along a narrow street past tall, weatherbeaten tenements. Ragged people stare miserably at you, and you feel pity for them (but not enough to give up any of your hard-earned gold!). Here it meets a broad double laned road running east west.
• A Nicer Part of Town - You have entered a more upmarket area than the one you were just in. Small, quiet suburban houses line a small, quiet suburban street.
• A Nightclub - Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract.
• A Nightclub - Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract.
• A Police Station - You push your way past a crowd of derelicts, cops, FBI agents, journalists and paper boys hawking the latest news about the bootleggers and enter an equally crowded police station. Several tough-looking cops are gathered around an office of one Eliot Ness.
• A Quaint Souther Town - You have entered a quaint southern town, where everyone seems peaceful and nice, but there is a malevolent edge to them too. A court room looms to the west, while a prison lies to the north.
• A Quiet Street - You are walking along a seemingly peaceful suburban street, but there is a tangible aura of fear and evil barely perceptible. A sign pointing north reads "Elm Street". A strange road runs south of here.
• A T-Junction - Here you may proceed north toward a downtown area, south toward the burbs, or west into a gloomy, fog-shrouded area of town. Some of the doors to the houses nearby seem to be open...
• A Tax Building - You have entered a taxation office, and you see the two men racing toward a guy who looks like Steven Spielberg. The cops couldn't stop them- perhaps you can?
• A Traffic Jam - You have reached the source of the traffic jam, and also seemed to have fast forwarded 50 years into the future. Over one hundred police cars have piled up here, atop one another, while chasing an ex-police car driven by two men in dark suits, who headed north toward a tax building.
• At Sea - You are floating on the sea, either in a boat or by magical means. There is a huge battleship to the south, while to the west you see a HUGE fin slicing through the water. A deep DA DUM DA DUM echoes in your ears and you fight down a wave of panic.
• Avenue Through Movie Land - You are strolling along a broad, tree-lined boulevard that runs through the center of Movie Land. Billboards advertising the latest films and the latest beers greet you every twenty feet.
• Death from the Depths - Awww Hell. You didn't, did you? Too late. Haven't you seen Jaws...?
• Deepest Enemy Territory - You are creeping slowly through the jungle. You hear shouts, screams and the howls of animals in the throes of victory or defeat. You also hear the sound of gunfire and grenades exploding. Blood is splattered across the thick carpet of moss and decaying leaves that cover the earth beneath your feet.
• Elm Street - Welcome to Freddy's Nightmare. Boy are YOU in trouble!
• Entrance to Movie Land - You have entered the grounds of the movie studio, and are moving between the sets on the various sound stages. The sets are so stunningly real that you have to stop and remind yourself they aren't real. Or aren't they? Funny how the place seems curiously absent of film crews... Exits lead in all directions past many interesting locations.
• Gotham City - You have entered the bleak metropolitan surrounds of Gotham City, the gothic masterpiece sprung from the mind of Bob Kane, and brought to cinematic life by that surreal master, Tim Burton. Main street leads through here toward a more livelier-looking area to the west.
• Little Italy - You have emerged into a street scene from the late-1940s, in that area of New York known as Little Italy. Goodfellas stroll with casual arrogance past Irish cops, while small boys sell newspapers and fresh fruit from barrows by the side of the cobbled street. Far above, a hefty Italian woman calls frantically for her son.
• My Kind of Town... - You have entered busy downtown Chicago. Irish cops nod politely as they stroll their beat, while well-dressed ladies and gentlemen stroll past on errands of their own. Cars move swiftly in either direction, their occupants preoccupied with the weather, the lack of booze, or the Sox. There is a police station up ahead to the east, while there is a tremendous traffic jam to the north.
• Outside Jack Rabbit Slim's - You are in the parking lot of a 50's-themed diner standing next to a red Malibu that someone has just recently keyed. Loud Ricky Nelson music emanates from within, and your foot starts tapping unconsciously.
• Outside Tara - You are standing outside the once-great southern mansion known as Tara. Now it has fallen partially in ruin due to the ravages of the Civil War, and its owner is struggling to make ends meet.
• Outside a Tomb - Wow! What's been going on here? You see a wide array of holy symbols scattered across the ground, as well as some garlic, wolfsbane, belladonna and vials of holy water. Ahh, Dracula must be in London again, and canny old Van Helsing has cornered him in this tomb with his religious paraphenalia. Good. No need to worry about old Drac then. You're safe now. WHAT? You're not going IN there, are you???
• San Francisco - You are walking along a quiet street that passes by a bank. Suddenly shots ring out and three bank robbers emerge from the nearby bank. Then, just as suddenly, more shots ring out and the robbers fall dead. Must be Clint Eastwood reliving his spaghetti western days... You can head west into Chinatown if you want.
• Science Fiction Sets - You have entered a studio where various high budget, high sfx, low plot films are currently being filmed. The shrieks of laser blasts and the whine of starfighter engines assault your eardrums.
• The End of a Dance Hall - You are inside what looks like a rehearsal room for some big name Hollywood musical. Famous stars glide past you without giving you a second glance. You gape in awe at the magnificent scenery, the brilliant costumes, and the music! Oh the MUSIC! Dance! Dance!
• The Great Pyramid - Built by the Vizier Hemon for the pharaoh Kheops, at the beginning of the third milennium B.C., the Great Pyramid was constructed from over 2 million limestone blocks, the largest weighing in at 15 tons. And you thought mowing the lawn was hard work. And now it seems the Nazis have once again set their eyes on some ancient treasure in Egypt. Wonder what it is they want now?
• The Interior of the Death Star - You have entered a long corridor that runs through the center of the Death Star. To the west you see that the passage ends in a dead end, while to the east you see a blinding white haze.
• The Main Floor of a Nightclub - Various famous performers are entertaining audiences of celebrities in this area, re-enacting scenes from their most famous movies. You gasp as you recognise some of the big-name producers in the audience, and you groom yourself, hoping to impress them into offering you a five film contract.
• The Outskirts of Town - You have reached the city limits. From here you may head north across the desert, or continue east toward a junction.
• The Road to Movie Land - You are walking north along a road that leads toward a rather bizarre place called a Film Studio. You have heard that here they capture people's actions on celluloid and sell it to the public at ludicrous prices. When you think of some of the pretty incredible adventures you have had yourself, you decide it is time to buy a 35mm and cash in on them.
• Typical Downtown Street Scene - Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie.
• Typical Downtown Street Scene - Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie.
• Typical Downtown Street Scene - Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie.
• Typical Downtown Street Scene - Angry cabbies honk at irritated, abuse-spewing jaywalkers; paperboys scream themselves hoarse advertising the latest slander; busy businessmen brush past destitute beggars clamoring for a dime; painted hookers attempt to entice goggle-eyed college students. Must be another typical police movie.