Rooms in New Sparta

• Baltimore Avenue - You are in the famed red light district of New Sparta (hey, every town has one), a wonderful place to spend your money on a rainy day (an even better reason for learning Control Weather). To the east is Pee Wee's Peep Show and to the south, Baltimore Avenue continues.
• Baltimore Avenue - This is a dead end(yes, we know Baltimore Avenue is a small red light district, but did you expect the good people of New Sparta to put up with anymore!!!). There is some graffiti on the south wall. Baltimore Avenue is to the north.
• Broadway - You are on Broadway, the main street of New Sparta. Rows of stores line the sides of the street as far as you can see. You are impressed by the modern technology and the sheer size of the buildings. You are confident that this city is at least 1000 times better than Delos. To the east lies the Fishery. The west leads to the Tin Can Alley, the economically challenged neighborhood (note the PC terminology). Broadway continues to the north.
• Broadway - You are on the 200 block of Broadway. To the east you see the entrance to the Cafe. When you turn to face the west you see the entrance to the Pharmacy.
• Broadway - You are on the 300 block of Broadway, though you wouldn't be able to tell that because someone has stolen the street sign (probably a bunch of bored college students). To the east is the Weapons Shop, and to the west is the Seven- Eleven. Broadway continues north and south of here.
• Broadway - You are on the 400 block of Broadway and as you look at the pot holes in the road you realize that city road workers are the same everywhere. Broadway continues to the north and south. The armory is to the east and the magic shop is to the west.
• Broadway - You are on the 500 block of Broadway. The PetLand Discounts store is to the east and the New Spartan Bank is to the west. Broadway continues to the north and south.
• Broadway - You are on the 600 block of Broadway and by the condition of the buildings, you can tell that you just crossed into the upper class neighborhood of New Sparta. Broadway continues to the north and south. To the east is the entrance to The Museum of National History and to the west is the entrance to the Waldorf Astoria.
• Broadway - You are on the 300 block of Broadway, though you wouldn't be able to tell that because someone has stolen the street sign (probably a bunch of bored college students). To the east is the Weapons Shop, and to the west is the Seven- Eleven. Broadway continues north and south of here.
• Broadway - You are on the 800 block of Broadway. This end of Broadway also doubles as the entrance to the park. You see the park to the north, Broadway to the south, a department store to the west and the City Hall of New Sparta is to the east.
• By the Shore - You are standing on a small public beach (unfortunately, it's NOT a topless beach) overlooking the river. The Swedish Bikini Team is here shooting an Old Delos beer commercial (It's REALLY too bad it's not a topless beach!). To the north is the west end of the harborplace.
• By the Shore - You see the U.S.S. Constellation docked here by the shore, along with other various sea vessels. To the south you can see the river. To the north is the east end of the harborplace.
• Central Harborplace - As soon as you enter a large mob of salesmen with vendor carts rush up to you and push their cheap wares with inflated prices. When they see you have no intention of buying any of their goods, they disappear as suddenly as they appeared. The harborplace continues to the east and west. To the north you see the downtown section of New Sparta.
• Charlie's Fish Store - As you walk into the fish store, you are overwhelmed by the nasty smell of fish. On the back wall you notice a large mounted fish. After a while, you realize that the fish is Charlie Tuna. You see one of those dusty chalk boards with a list of delectables from which you can choose. Type <list> to see a list of products.
• City Hall - This is your everyday bureau of red tape...which is why certain things in town don't get done. Underworked and overpaid civil servants are everywhere, planning this year's family reunion. Broadway is to the west, the Mayor's Office is to the east.
• East End of Second Avenue - Donner rips apart the fabric of time and space The Church Looking at the condition of the church, you wonder what kind of bishop would allow a church's condition to get so bad. As you look around, you notice a sign that reads Church of the Pythons. After a moment of pondering, you realize that this is the home of the famed Bishop from Monty Python. Remember... the Bishop is watching YOU! Second Avenue is to the south.
• Entrance to Goethe's Garden - This is the entrance to Goethe's Garden, the public park of New Sparta. The park is named after the famous martyr and generous donor of the land which New Sparta is built upon, Goethe. To the north is the Statue of Goethe, and to the south is Broadway.
• Entrance to the Cleric's Guild - The entrance hall is a small modest room, reflecting the true nature of the Clerics of New Sparta. Enter if you seek wisdom, leave if you feel unworthy of the Priesthood. Only those of True Faith will be saved when all is said and done.
• Harborplace East - You are now in the eastern section of the harbor. There are less of those annoying salespeople here, but there are more and more foreign tourists flashing their cameras. The harbor continues to the south and west.
• Harborplace West - Donner INJURES you with his MAULS. Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner hits Tayn with a shockwave! Donner INJURES you with his MAULS. Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner hits Tayn with a shockwave! Donner INJURES you with his MAULS. Donner INJURES you with his MAULS. Donner MUTILATES you with his MAULS!! Donner rips apart the fabric of time and space By the Shore You are standing on a small public beach (unfortunately, it's NOT a topless beach) overlooking the river. The Swedish Bikini Team is here shooting an Old Delos beer commercial (It's REALLY too bad it's not a topless beach!). To the north is the west end of the harborplace.
• Harry's Pharmacy - As you enter the room, you are overcome by the smell of incense. In the background, you can faintly hear the singing of religious ballads. As you walk towards the counter, you realize you will have to deal with a Hare Krishna (almost as bad as those guys who go door to door). A small price to pay for the goods you may obtain here. The entrance to the Cleric's Guild is to the west. Broadway is to the east.
• Inside the Bar - Phew!!! It's a bit ripe in here. There are stalls lining both sides of the wall in here and a big sleigh in the very back. You can hear hoofs scratching the ground in a frenzy and antlers rustling against the gates. They look eager to get out and the one at the back with the red nose looks downright vicious. He's the only one that isn't rattling his antlers he's just flashing you a menacing grin.
• Intersection of Broadway and Second Avenue - This is the intersection of Second Avenue and Broadway. Second Avenue leads west to the dump and east to the church and fire station. Broadway runs north-south and Second Avenue runs east-west.
• Lobby of the Waldorf Astoria - This is one of the most luxurious hotels you have ever seen. It makes the inn at Delos look like the Bates' Motel. Pillars of gold tower above you to both your left and right. You try to chip a piece off the towers, but you think twice when you see the large guards who would readily bite your head off if you even thought about trying. To the east is Broadway. Follow the stairs up to check in at the Reception.
• Lobby to Goethe's Library - You are totally consumed by the sheer power generated by the combined intelligence in this building. This IS the library of the famed philosopher, Goethe. Here, researchers and intellects gather to learn from the mass collections of knowledge. The only problem is that recently the library has become overrun by cutthroat knowledge seekers. The library also serves as the source of magic scrolls to adventurers in New Sparta. Broadway continues to the west.
• Mage's Laboratory - This is the Magical Experiments Laboratory. Dark smoke-stained stones arch over numerous huge oaken tables, most of these cluttered with strange and even weirder symbols, and a blackboard in a dark corner has only been partially cleaned, some painful-looking letters are faintly visible.
• Mayor Abe's Office - You enter a cluttered office. Papers are piled high on the large desk that is set in the middle of the room. The mayor seems to be a very tacky person, as you notice the decor doesn't quite match. All about you is clutter and mismatched office furnishings.
• Pee Wee's Peep Show - Upon entering, your eyes immediately fixate upon the gorgeous dancers who are here for your amusement. Pee Wee is busy in the corner doing something you would rather not think about. Good thing there are no police here! Baltimore Avenue is to the west.
• Port of New Sparta - You stare in astonishment at the modern metropolis of New Sparta... After examining the sky for a few minutes, you realize an old sailor has been staring at you the whole time. As you gaze down at him, you notice a strange aura around him. When you finally decide to speak, the strange sailor points to the city and says "With technology comes power and with power comes DANGER!!" You turn to look back at the sailor and notice he is no longer there! A feeling of hope and uneasiness pervades your body as you think about the city of New Sparta!
• Second Avenue - This is a minor road that leads to the church and the fire station. >From the condition of the street, it seems that the inhabitants haven't been paying their taxes lately. Broadway is to the west and the end of Second Avenue is to the east.
• Second Avenue - As you make your way down Second Avenue, you begin to notice an unpleasant odor. Is it coming from the animals to the north? Maybe the dump to the south? Or are New Sparta's finest really pigs disguised as humans?
• Second Avenue - Massive amounts of construction is happening in this section of New Sparta. Its as though the city is beginning to prosper. To the west, you hear the sounds of animals in the distance. The intersection of Broadway and Second Avenue is to the east.
• The Blue Seats - Ahh, the infamous Blue Seats. These unrestricted stands are inhabited by the most loyal, die-hard fans you'll ever want to not meet. Vile, sweaty, lewd, rude, crude, and usually drunk--this is not the place to be for the faint of heart. The Blue Seats continue to the east, to the west is the exit from WarDome.
• The Chief's Office - Here you are in the office of New Sparta's new Chief of Police, Chief O'Hara, who just transferred from the Gotham Police Force. His office is neatly decorated with bat paraphranalia on one wall, and a fully stocked bar on the other. A door to the north leads to the rest of the station.
• The Cleric's Bar - The Bar is one of the finest in the land, lucky for you it is members only. Fine furniture is set all around the room. A small sign is hanging on the wall.
• The Inner Sanctum - This is the holy ground for the Clerics. You feel at peace with nature here as well as a strange sense of power. The cleric's bar is to the east.
• The Intersection of First and Broadway - Here Broadway crosses with another main street, First Avenue, which runs east and west through the city. It is not as large as Broadway, but leads both to Hell's Kitchen and to the new sports stadium. Broadway continues north and south; First Avenue extends west towards Hell's Kitchen and east to the stadium.
• The Police Station - There are dozens of policemen franticly searching through various tidbits of evidence looking for answers to all the killings and murders in New Sparta. Watch out! They might even have your name. To the south, you see the Chief's office. The jail is to the west. North leads back to Second Avenue.
• The Seven-Eleven - Much to your surprise, there IS a friendly neighborhood 7-11 in New Sparta. Much like any other 7-11, here you can purchase many necessities at inflated prices all hours of the night. And what would a 7-11 be without a foreign clerk with a funny accent?
• The Sexy Seventies Cafe - No, this is not a place to find swinging septuagenarians. This is a cafe commemorating that happening decade the Seventies. Around you are people adorned in plaid shirts and bell-bottomed trousers. Pictures of John Travolta, Richard Nixon and the Bee-Gees hang on the walls. You see what you think is a marijuana plant growing in the corner. To the west, you can return to Broadway (and the real world).
• The Tin Can Alley - You are walking along Tin Can Alley, which leads to the bad part of town. Considering the situation here, you wonder how much worse it can get. Tin Can Alley continues to the east and west.
• The Twin Towers - Two mighty scyscrapers stand in defiance of terrorism, currently only in this realm, but hopefully in time they will exist again in their native realm. May those who would strike at them be damned, and those that help them suffer beyond comprehension for their cowardice.
• The Weapons Shop - The Weapons Shop is self-explanatory -- this is a place to buy and sell weapons (what else would you expect?). The Warrior's Guild is to the east and Broadway is to the west.
• Thieves' Bar - Dasher MUTILATES Blaze with his BITE!! Dasher DECIMATES Blaze with his wild BITE!! Blaze BUCKLES beneath the BITE of Dasher!! Dasher DECIMATES Blaze with his wild BITE!! Dasher MAULS Blaze with his BITE!! Dasher DECIMATES Blaze with his wild BITE!! Dasher DECIMATES Blaze with his wild BITE!! Blaze BUCKLES beneath the BITE of Dasher!! Donner sends shockwaves towards Tayn. Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MAULS you with his MAULS!! Donner MUTILATES you with his MAULS!! Donner MUTILATES you with his MAULS!! Donner INJURES you with his MAULS. Donner MUTILATES you with his MAULS!! Donner tries to MAULS you, but misses. Donner bleeds profusely from many wounds. Donner dodges your attack. Donner dodges your attack. Donner dodges your attack. Donner dodges your attack. You ERADICATE Donner with your deadly WHIP !!!*WOAW* Your An EXPLODING Reindeer Whip hums violently in your hands! Donner skin blackens as your flamestrike licks around them. You ATOMIZE Donner with your fantastic HIT!! Blaze ERADICATES Dasher with his deadly POUND ! Dasher dodges Blaze's attack. Blaze ERADICATES Dasher with his deadly POUND ! Dasher dodges Blaze's attack. Dasher dodges Blaze's attack. Donner dodges Aiden's attack. Donner dodges Aiden's attack. Aiden ERADICATES Donner with its deadly POUND ! Aiden ERADICATES Donner with its deadly POUND ! Your bomb is a dud. Donner rips apart the fabric of time and space The Secret Yard This is the secret practice yard of assassins and thieves. The Thieves' Bar is to the east.
• Tin Can Alley - Phew!!! It's a bit ripe in here. There are stalls lining both sides of the wall in here and a big sleigh in the very back. You can hear hoofs scratching the ground in a frenzy and antlers rustling against the gates. They look eager to get out and the one at the back with the red nose looks downright vicious. He's the only one that isn't rattling his antlers he's just flashing you a menacing grin.
• Tin Can Alley - The longer you stay in the alley, the more you realize that you don't want to be here. Then you remember all the better things you've seen in New Sparta (like the public beach) and how much you'd rather be there! To the south is Baltimore Ave., a gate to Hell's Kitchen is to the west, and Tin Can Alley continues east towards Broadway.