Rooms in Ren and Stimpy's Neighborhood

• A Disaster! - Cars, trucks and ambulances scream around corners hurrying frantically toward and away from an impending collision between a train and a small insect. Then powdered toast man alleviates the crisis by seizing a passenger plane and hurling it into the train, stopping it and saving the insect's life. What a hero!
• A Fire Station - The lunch room of our friendly neighbourhood fire-men.
• A Huge Market - You are wandering the aisles of a huge market. All around you all you can see are piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
• A Mountain Lake - What an ideal place to skinny-dip - there is no one around for miles, so you couldn't possibly be caught. A faint singing reaches your ears.
• A Mountain Lake - A lovely blue lake. On clear days, you can see over into Canada.
• A Park - A beautifully tended park complete with miniature pond, benches and peaceful citizens taking the air. In the distance, you see a pair of pigeons roll an old lady for her pension cheque. You see a surreal-looking field to the west, though you get the feeling that you'd better be pretty well armored before you go there.
• A Path Through the Forest - The chanting is louder now... "Where's your pants? Where's your pants?" Looking up you see a lobster staring balefully at you. There are other strange mutations and fish in the trees around you. You are grateful you are not naked under their accusing gaze. You feel like some kind of freak.
• A Path Through the Forest - The forest is darker now. Perhaps you have strayed into Darkest Africa. From the north you hear a faint but persistent chanting... "Where's your pants? Where's your pants?" You wonder just who is addressing whom...
• A Path Through the Forest - You no longer see the strange beasts in trees, but you can still faintly hear the chants of "Where's your pants?".
• A Strange Forest Path - This is a strange forest indeed. Even though it is broad daylight, the light filtering through the trees is dim. In the distance you hear faint chanting noises, almost as if the forest were full of Hare Krishnas. Or something. A sign is nailed to a tree.
• A Suburban Road - The road wends through a suburb obviously constructed during the Fabulous Fifties. Every house is immaculate, every fence primly painted, every garden as neat as a pin.
• A Suburban Road - You stand outside a neat house. There is a sign on the fence. A car revs next to you. On the driver's side, an unshaven man stares unblinkingly at you. He looks like he is waiting for someone.
• A Suburban Road - Further along the tree-lined road. You hear the humming of a chainsaw somewhere. A mature tree has been lopped nearby, and is lying across a power-line.
• A Suburban Road - The humming of the chainsaw is still audible. Two more mature trees lie fallen where they were cut. Perhaps the council is clearing for a new housing development.
• A Suburban Road - The once tree-lined avenue wends its way along. It looks like it was recently denuded by a prankster with a chainsaw and a decided lack of environmental concern.
• A Suburban Road - A sharp turn in the road. You can see identical suburban houses stretching in both directions.
• A Suburban Street - Near the end of the street. A variety of strange characters wander past you, preparing to build the next Nicktoons area. Wonder if it will be Rugrats? Or perhaps Scary Monsters?
• A Suburban Street - The end of the road for you. A HUGE Market lies to the east.
• A TV Station - In front of the cameras. You wonder if they are taping the Ren and Stimpy show and if you get to be in it now.
• A TV Station - Wow! This TV station sure is modern! Why, it has cameras and microphones and everything!
• A Zoo - The humming of the chainsaw is still audible. Two more mature trees lie fallen where they were cut. Perhaps the council is clearing for a new housing development.
• Barracks - This room is lined with enatly-made beds, all of which are currently empty. You'd swear that this base was deserted...
• Canadian Desert - You are wearily crossing the vast Canadian desert. The dried bones of previous travellers can be seen every now and again. The heat is unbearable.
• Canadian Desert - You are wearily crossing the vast Canadian desert. The dried bones of previous travellers can be seen every now and again. The heat is unbearable.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area. The castle of the evil sheriff of Dodge City lies north of here.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Deep Inside the Forest - Strange sounds and smells reach you as you wander through this dark wood. But you feel safe in the knowledge that somehwere brave Robin is busy rooting out the evil forces that inhabit the area.
• Doctor Stupid's Office - It is from here that Dr. Stupid hosts his TV show, answering all sorts of questions from boys and girls. He does this with the aid of his patented Stuponitron helmet, which may be around somewhere...
• Huge Market - You are wandering the aisles of Huge Market. All around you all you can see is piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
• Huge Market - You are wandering the aisles of Huge Market. All around you all you can see is piles of sacks of Gritty Kitty Kitty Litter.
• Inside Mister Horse's Residence - You see nothing unusual. There is a discarded walrus in one corner.
• Inside the Castle - You are inside! But you see no way of getting up to the tower. Suits of armor line the walls of this castle.
• Inside the Castle - You are inside! But you see no way of getting up to the tower. Suits of armor line the walls of this castle.
• Kitchen - The kitchen is a place where Ren and Stimpy spent a LOT of time peeling various items as punishment for Ren's infringements. The floor is littered with all sorts of food matter.
• Logwood Forest - You have entered the legendary Logwood forest, home of the legendary Robin Hoek, and his merry men. Tales abound of their heroic exploits!
• Mister Horse's Front Yard - The front yard is slightly unkempt. All the curtains are drawn across the windows in the house. The whole place has a decidedly unfriendly air.
• Rock and Roll Wrestling - A huge Rock'n'Roll Wrestling arena! The crowd goes wild as you enter.
• Swiss Alps - You are exploring the Swiss Alps. You feel a strange urge to yodel. So why don't you?
• Switzerland - You have come to the land of Switzerland, or at least it appears you have. You aren't really sure anymore. Ren's cousin Sven lives in this mountainous nation; maybe you'll bump into him.
• Tear Gas Chamber - In here the USMC prepares their soldiers for tear gas attacks by making them sit breathing the stuff. It is actually just the odor of off cheese, but the USMC figures that to be much worse...
• The Barren Wastes - At last! You have reached the barren wastes! One day a freeway will be built through here. For now, though, all you can see are two tiny skeletons of a cat and a dog...
• The Bathroom - The bathroom has all the usual accoutrements - a bath with a shower in it, a sink, a toilet and a cupboard containing jars with Stimpy's spit from teeth brushings gone by.
• The Bedroom - Ren and Stimpy's ample bed is in a corner. I wish to stress at this point that while the two chums share a bed, it is only for warmth and in a pure chummy way.
• The Canadian Jungle - You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
• The Canadian Jungle - You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
• The Canadian Jungle - You are trudging through the thick undergrowth of the impenetrable Canadian Jungle. Bees and other insects constantly bite at your skin.
• The Fire Station - The fire station has a shiny red fire-truck. You see some dalmations lazily chewing on real cow bones. They sure seem to have it easy. Wonder if YOU could become a fire dog?
• The Garden - This garden looks more the like a jungle than a back yard. Think vines twist their way about blackened stumps and dying flowers. You fancy you can see a car covered in debris in one corner.
• The Kitchen - A huge gleaming kitchen, with all mod-cons fifties style. Don't you just feel like baking a cake or something? The fridge in the corner probably contains all sorts of delicious comestibles.
• The Lounge Room - What a relaxing room. Comfy chairs, a large rhomboidal TV set and a kidney-shaped coffee table are here. There are also shelves containing a few books. A game board has been set out on the floor.
• The Moat - This foul moat is full of ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks! You had better hope none are around right now...
• The Moat - This foul moat is full of ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks! You had better hope none are around right now... A long nostril hair hangs down here from the tower above...
• The Moat - The moat is so deep that the water is way over your head. The water is very cold, and so murky that you can barely see anything. You feel like you might lose your orientation if you stay here much longer.
• The Mountains - The snow-capped mountains of Canada! It is said you could meet the fearsome Kodiak marmoset in these picturesque peaks.
• The Mountains - More beautiful Canada! Some say if you climb high enough in these New World Alps you can reach Switzerland. Sounds like a crock to me.
• The Path to the Castle - You are heading toward the castle of the evil sheriff of Dodge City, who has imprisoned the fair Maid Moron in his tower. But beware the ferocious man-eating bloodthirsty monks in the moat!
• The Secret Cellar - Wow! Ren and Stimpy's secret cellar! I bet they get up to all sorts of high-jinks in here! You detect the smell of dirty clothing.
• The Snowy Wastes - The wind howls around you, making you shudder. You wish you had a scarf to huddle about your head, like those women in the food queues in Russia.
• The Tower - You have reached the top of the tower, only to find that the fair Maid Moron isn't so fair...
• Toy Store - This spacious store specialises in Log (TM) merchandise.
• USMC Barracks - USMC barracks. A faint aroma of smelly cheese wafts by. Or perhaps smelly socks? It's hard to be sure with a smell like that.