Rooms in The Munsters

• 1313 MockingBird Lane - The Mailbox in front of this house reads THE MUNSTERS. Odd there is no sign of life either floral or fauna.
• A dusty cupboard - You have just opened a very dusty cupboard. OH MY GOD CLOSE THE DOOR.... CLOSE THE DOOR!!!!!
• Belfrey - This is the pinnacle of the house. If you could wipe the dirt off the tiny window you could see for miles. There is a strange odor in the air and strange fluttering noises coming from overhead.
• Eddie's Room - Eddie's room is pretty much bare.. a large dresser sits on the north wall, other then that there are no real furnishings. Cobwebs are more or less everywhere, except on the windows.. hmmm...
• Grandpa's Lab - Here's the back of Grandpa's lab. Near the center of the room Grandpa is making small explosions... The walls are lined with racks upon racks of bubbling beakers and potions. Watch your step here..
• Grandpa's Laboratory - You have entered by far the strangest room in the house. Test tubes and other Laboratory equipment is scattered about. There is no order to the chaos and in the center of the room is a huge dragon that seems to think he's a dog. (a mean dog)
• Lily and Herman's Room - Here is Lily and Herman's room... Black curtains shield the light, and black lace covers the tables and dressers. A large four poster bed is in the center of the room. Pictures rattle off the walls as herman throws a royal tantrum.
• Marilyn's Room - Hmm this must be Marilyn's room... the only normal room in this crazy place. A large four poster bed in the center of the room is done in pink sheets and blankets. A pink vanity is on the west wall, and Marilyn herself seems to be applying some lipstick...
• Mockingbird Lane - You are at the beginning of MockingBird Lane. Odd the weather is beautiful except over one strange house.
• Second Floor Landing - You stand at the top of the Second Floor Landing.. the Munsters bedrooms are all around. As you walk the floorboards squeek beneath your feet, better watch your step here.
• The Family Plot - Yech! So this is where all the Munsters go when they ummmm... die maybe? Somehow thats hard to picture. Many.. in fact all of the headstones are crooked or broken apart... A wretched old tree serves as a perch for ravens and the like. You see lightning flash overhead, better leave before it rains. Now how to avoid the spiderwebs...
• The Foyer - ICK... spider webs everywhere..You aren't sure but you THINK that's furniture they are draping. There is a huge staircase directly in front of you and doors on either side of it.
• The Front Porch - The flooring here doesn't look to safe. The boards creak and groan with every step you take. There is a HUGE door leading into the house that is standing slightly ajar. (Good thing too you didn't want to touch that grotesque door knocker)
• The Front Yard - A stone trail leads to the front steps, between neatly trimmed dead shrubbery. It appears as though some of the stones used for steps may have writing on them!
• The Grave - You have climbed down into a dark cold grave. The coffin has been broken open from the inside. It's empty or IS IT?
• The Kitchen - Hmm.. the kitchen doesn't look much better then the rest of the house. Spider webs seem to be placed intentionally on the cupboards and between any open spaces.. Looks like they're getting ready for dinner. Several pots simmer over a rather large fire... you take a peek into a few of them and wish you hadn't... they actually EAT that? Bleh!
• The backyard - Whew.. finally out of that place... but wait this isn't where you came in, must be their backyard. Several plants are potted and tended to lovingly, they look an awful lot like weeds... all the fruits have rotted off the trees... what a dreadful place. Farther south you see what looks like a family burial plot.. must be where the people go when they eat one too many dinners huh...
• The bottom dresser drawer - Uh oh, now you've gone and done it. Eddit was asleep in his dresser but now you've gone and woke him up. He doesn't look like a very happy camper.. not happy at all. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!